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Saturday, July 28, 2007

The Greatest Football to Our Collective Groin
[tyler s]

I had plenty of stuff to write about this week, but its all secondary to the matter at hand. The Simpsons Movie is out now, and I'll be watching it in twelve hours. I'd be lying if I said I'd been waiting for this for years, but it has been something I've been looking forward to for a good fews months. The reason I'm the happiest about this movie and the juggernaut-ish hype is how its reelectrified what is arguably the greatest franchise in TV history.

I've dabbled in describing my love for the Simpsons (specifically seasons 3-9) on this site before, but since I haven't seen the movie yet, I'm not going to pass judgement. What I do want to share is a true story that happened to me at work today.

I received an email from my old friend Chris that supplied me with the link to this messageboard. I read it through, and had more than a dozen laughs audible from the opposite side of my office. I forwarded it to my coworker who shares my fandom of the show (she had already seen the film but was reveling in it), and we both shared a good laugh at the likes of "Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces! Dental Plan!..." you get the idea.

I returned Chris' email, both excited about the film and excited to hear from him. I hadn't seen him for a while other than one time I ran into him at an open mic night whereupon he watched me bomb (it happens). He and I were close friends in high school, but since we both ended up in DC we'd only hung out a handful of times. This had nothing to do with losing interest in each others' pursuits or anything personal; we'd just found our own circles and went from there.

One of the things he alluded to in our email exchange was how excited he was. It felt like the old days of the show were back. I quickly mentioned that it brought me back to the show's golden age from when we were in 9th grade, joking around in Mr. Harris' english class. I wrote "To the beemobile!" He returned "...you mean your Chevy?" At one point in late 1997, we even adapted the lyrics to "Dr. Zaius," from Troy McClure's play 'Stop the Planet of the Apes, I want to Get off!' to fit our experience in that class. The alternately scary and delightful aspect of this moment was that we picked up exactly where we'd left off in that joke about a decade ago. We'd alluded to that Simpsons-bred inside joke throughout college, but it had never felt as oddly appropos as it did when we were throwing it around in light of The Movie. Like it or not, there is something palpable in the air this weekend that all of the endless cross-promotion (even the Bladensburg, MD Kwik-E-Mart) couldn't quite nail down. The Simpsons are much more significant than anything some ad exec could relay through their bloated mind.

In case you aren't a Simpsons fan and didn't get the reference in the subject line here, that's okay. We can't all be born with SOULS!!!! That is all. Love, me.
Sat, July 28, 2007 | link

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

A Beatnik, a Little Girl, and a Drunk
[tyler s]

Sorry I slipped again with the posting "schedule" I inflicted upon myself, but for today I just thought I'd share with you one of the most intriguing things I'd seen on the web in some time. And no, its not the Filipino prisoners Busby Berkeleying out to MJ (as fascinating as that is). This is a short subject made about the extinct 3rd Avenue El elevated train in the 1950's in New York. It's a pretty inspiring look at a New York that my grandparents may remember but has been lost to the baby boomer generation. Enjoy.

Wed, July 25, 2007 | link


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Friday August 8th
DC COMEDY FEST PRESENTS: SOLLY'S TOP SHELF
With Brady Novak, Jason Saenz and more!
8pm - Solly's at the corner of 11th and U St, NW DC 
$5, I think.
 
Saturday, August 9th
LAUGHING LIZARD
COMEDY SHOWCASE
10pm, 21+
1324 King St, Alexandria
Lineup TBA! Stay tuned for updates.


Saturday, August 16
RIFIFI COMEDY SHOW
@ TBD. The location at 11th St has bitten the dust so my friend Jake is looking to find a new spot. Stay tuned.
 
Wednesday, September 3
THE FAMILY HEMERLEIN @ 
THE PALACE OF WONDERS
**DJ SET**
9 pm
I'll be helping out my friend Matt Hemerlein's family band's variety show on the tail end, but definitely come out early. You don't want to miss this. Site.
1210 H St. NE, DC 
 
Friday and Saturday, November 14 & 15.
ARLINGTON CINEMA & DRAFTHOUSE
w/ Paul F Tompkins!!
$18 or so. This was the show rescheduled from 7/25-26. Hope you see you out! Sorry for any confusion. Website.
2903 Columbia Pike, Arlington, VA 
 

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THROUGH THE WASH
What happens to common appliances and gadgets mistakenly go through the wash and dry cycle? Do they come out alive? Check out this handy site, with appearances from myself, Jake, and Aparna. Hosted by Chris and filmed my Joe "the man" Deeley.

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IF YOU LIVE IN THE DC AREA, HAVE A SOUL, AND ENJOY GOOD LIVE COMEDY, I highly recommend these weekly/biweekly shows.


MONDAY
11TH ST. LOUNGE
First and third mondays of every month. It's intimate, friendly, and the servers upstairs are fine. Even an audience of 10 non-comics can whip the place into a frenzy. Hosted by Lou Giglio, or Bart Voisin if he couldn't escape the calling. Oh Highland Dr, right across from the Clarendon Grill.

SPY LOUNGE
Eli "the man" Sairs and Tyler "da man" Richardson run this open mic at a bizarrely posh but still fun place right in the heart of Adam's Morgan, on 18th St. Starts around 8pm.

CHIEF IKE'S MAMBO ROOM
Run by the luminaries behind DCC4N. On Columbia Rd. right north of that intersection in Adams-Morgan.

TUESDAY
Nema is gone, but info about Takoma Station and the Library (both in Northeast) coming soon.

Wiseacre's happens on this night, out in Tyson's.


WEDNESDAY
Wiseacres will always be there, hopefully, out in Tyson's.

DR. DREMO'S IS DEAD. LONG LIVE DR. DREMO'S.

THURSDAY
College Perk
First and third Thursday of every month, this is probably the most fun you'll have at an open mic in the area. Maybe because it's a college hangout with a liquor license. 9078 Baltimore Avenue, College Park, MD


BLOG HIGHLIGHT INDEX

LOST VINYL CLASSICS
- The Korean Orphan Choir...on tour!
- Richard Simmons' illustrious recording career
- The Magic of Chet Parker and that Hammer Dulcimer
- The Magic of Jesse Johnson

SHORT FILM SHOWCASE
- Georgetown Cabaret 2007 Teaser
- Greg Pahanish: Professional Comedian [TEASER]
- Don't Fuck with Joe Deeley
- Into the Leaves!
- Tag: The Movie

INTERVIEWS
- Bobby Vandell
- Ted Leo
- On the Dead Milkmen (w/ Thoughts from Joe Jack Talcum)

MUSIC, ETC.
- Pixies, bitch!
- Ska is still Awesome
- The Official Summer 06 Mix
- Minutemen: One of the All-Time Greatest American Bands, now on DVD!
- On Erasure and other Gay Delights (but mostly Erasure)
- Living Too Late: A 2-Part Rumination
- The Best Things Never Said Onstage
- Sondre Lerche and The Spinto Band
- Top 60 Punk Bands
- The Guided By Voices drinking game!
- God is pissed at Stapp!
- Two Theories on Poison (the band)

CULTURE/COMEDY
- On "the Suck"
- Laughing Lizard Showcase's One Year Anniversary!
- On Viacom's battle with YouTube - The Ted Healy Suck Awards
- George Thorogood = Zima Drinker?
- Mitch Hedberg Tribute: One Year Later
- Norwegian death metal aka the stupidest thing ever written
- The Unseen Danger of Video Games

MOVIES
-TWS on the American Hardcore Documentary
-Spinal Tap and its importance to our generation
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
- The TDC take on "A Christmas Story"
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SPORTS
- On San Fermin and Bullfighting
- Love from CT and the Hartford Whalers
- The Washington Capitals are Awesome
SPECIAL GUEST COLUMNS

Alex Kain
- To Those Who Blame Video Games for Anything
- Alex's Gift for Uwe Boll!
- On "Cube!"

Tyler Richardson
- If I could, i would...
- What makes Tyler Richardson happy?
- Those Risks in Everyday Life

Jermaine Fowler
- Jermaine on his Idol/Nemesis Tony DeNikos
- Tony fakes his own death!
- Denikos: the Final Chapter

Adam Crowley
- Sighting in Oklahoma
RIDICULOUSLY GOOD SONG OF THE WEEK

Andrew Bird - "Fake Palindromes"

The TDC Archive of the Greatest Things Ever Said, Ever

"I'm gonna hire a fat person to sit in the driver's seat whenever I'm not using the car. Maybe get a midget with ice in his mouth to blow on the back of my neck while I'm driving."
"If I ever won a source award, I would go onstage and speak ebonics."
"If you can be fat and do it, its not a sport."

 - Forest "Socrates" Godwin

  

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