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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Why Patrice O'Neal is the new Chris Rock
[tyler sonnichsen]

I've been meaning for some time to weigh in on the whole "shock-jock" (a term that pisses me off) scandals lately with JV, Elvis, Imus, Opie, and Anthony all getting nailed to the cross. I've never really liked any of their shows that much, especially not Imus, but Patrice O'Neal, as he demonstrates in this clip from Fox News (and one of the greatest things I've ever seen on a television news show), condescention of the national audience and pointing fingers are the two biggest problems now. Normally, I get uncomfortable watching people getting flattened in debates on TV, but I savored every second of this:



Patrice is the man. I need to listen to me some Black Philip.
Wed, May 30, 2007 | link

Sunday, May 27, 2007

50 Years Ago Today, "That'll Be the Day" Hit Stores
[tyler sonnichsen]

I don't know what brought him back into my mind, but I can't get over how great Buddy Holly was. Actually, I do know what it was. I had to place a bunch of calls to the vicinity of Lubbock, Texas at work this week, and the man was born, grew up, and is eulogized there with his now-famous gravestone at the east end cemetary. From what I understand, Lubbock's a genuinely crappy place, and I think it's a testament to how great Holl(e)y was that I want to stop there on a cross-country roadtrip to pay homage.

Holly, to me, is unquestionably an all-time great, if not THE greatest from when and where he existed. A lot of the greatest artists of the past 40 years are great because they have challenged the norm, the archetype and shattered it wide open and expanded the horizons (Little Richard, Can, Bad Brains, etc.) For Buddy Holly in 1957, there WAS no archetype or established norm to challenge. He had to construct an entire horizon through six strings, a great knack for songwriting, and can't-fuck-wit image. Brace yourself for 0:45 in this performance of "Oh Boy"...



It's bizarre how he was only about 21 here, and he performed like a man well beyond his years. And possessed. If I were a parent in the 50's, I would have been scared shitless of this guy. Little Richard and Elvis were from another planet. Holly was an average poindexter turned up to 11, and he was coming to get your daughter.

When he died in that plane crash that Don MacLean wrote about, he was only twenty-two and a half. He had pretty much changed the world. Every guitar-bass band since can thank him for that standardized band setup, too. No, I am not going to deny you all "Peggy Sue,"...



There are two reasons this video rules. Not only does he have a row of women lined up behind him who are all paying no attention whatsoever to their boyfriends, but the drummer has got a protodevilock. Badass.

I'll release some details over the next couple of days on a bunch of random filming we've been doing! Now, enjoy your memorial day and stay tuned for a ton of updates to this site over the next couple of days!
Sun, May 27, 2007 | link


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Don't miss "THE BIG TAKEOVER" every Tuesday night this summer from 10pm-Midnight ET on Georgetown Radio.



Friday August 8th
DC COMEDY FEST PRESENTS: SOLLY'S TOP SHELF
With Brady Novak, Jason Saenz and more!
8pm - Solly's at the corner of 11th and U St, NW DC 
$5, I think.
 
Saturday, August 9th
LAUGHING LIZARD
COMEDY SHOWCASE
10pm, 21+
1324 King St, Alexandria
Lineup TBA! Stay tuned for updates.


Saturday, August 16
RIFIFI COMEDY SHOW
@ TBD. The location at 11th St has bitten the dust so my friend Jake is looking to find a new spot. Stay tuned.
 
Wednesday, September 3
THE FAMILY HEMERLEIN @ 
THE PALACE OF WONDERS
**DJ SET**
9 pm
I'll be helping out my friend Matt Hemerlein's family band's variety show on the tail end, but definitely come out early. You don't want to miss this. Site.
1210 H St. NE, DC 
 
Friday and Saturday, November 14 & 15.
ARLINGTON CINEMA & DRAFTHOUSE
w/ Paul F Tompkins!!
$18 or so. This was the show rescheduled from 7/25-26. Hope you see you out! Sorry for any confusion. Website.
2903 Columbia Pike, Arlington, VA 
 

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Watch the video for Wes Mann's "If Only You Knew" right here!

THROUGH THE WASH
What happens to common appliances and gadgets mistakenly go through the wash and dry cycle? Do they come out alive? Check out this handy site, with appearances from myself, Jake, and Aparna. Hosted by Chris and filmed my Joe "the man" Deeley.

MUZAK!?

Listings coming soon. Once I have some damn time.


IF YOU LIVE IN THE DC AREA, HAVE A SOUL, AND ENJOY GOOD LIVE COMEDY, I highly recommend these weekly/biweekly shows.


MONDAY
11TH ST. LOUNGE
First and third mondays of every month. It's intimate, friendly, and the servers upstairs are fine. Even an audience of 10 non-comics can whip the place into a frenzy. Hosted by Lou Giglio, or Bart Voisin if he couldn't escape the calling. Oh Highland Dr, right across from the Clarendon Grill.

SPY LOUNGE
Eli "the man" Sairs and Tyler "da man" Richardson run this open mic at a bizarrely posh but still fun place right in the heart of Adam's Morgan, on 18th St. Starts around 8pm.

CHIEF IKE'S MAMBO ROOM
Run by the luminaries behind DCC4N. On Columbia Rd. right north of that intersection in Adams-Morgan.

TUESDAY
Nema is gone, but info about Takoma Station and the Library (both in Northeast) coming soon.

Wiseacre's happens on this night, out in Tyson's.


WEDNESDAY
Wiseacres will always be there, hopefully, out in Tyson's.

DR. DREMO'S IS DEAD. LONG LIVE DR. DREMO'S.

THURSDAY
College Perk
First and third Thursday of every month, this is probably the most fun you'll have at an open mic in the area. Maybe because it's a college hangout with a liquor license. 9078 Baltimore Avenue, College Park, MD


BLOG HIGHLIGHT INDEX

LOST VINYL CLASSICS
- The Korean Orphan Choir...on tour!
- Richard Simmons' illustrious recording career
- The Magic of Chet Parker and that Hammer Dulcimer
- The Magic of Jesse Johnson

SHORT FILM SHOWCASE
- Georgetown Cabaret 2007 Teaser
- Greg Pahanish: Professional Comedian [TEASER]
- Don't Fuck with Joe Deeley
- Into the Leaves!
- Tag: The Movie

INTERVIEWS
- Bobby Vandell
- Ted Leo
- On the Dead Milkmen (w/ Thoughts from Joe Jack Talcum)

MUSIC, ETC.
- Pixies, bitch!
- Ska is still Awesome
- The Official Summer 06 Mix
- Minutemen: One of the All-Time Greatest American Bands, now on DVD!
- On Erasure and other Gay Delights (but mostly Erasure)
- Living Too Late: A 2-Part Rumination
- The Best Things Never Said Onstage
- Sondre Lerche and The Spinto Band
- Top 60 Punk Bands
- The Guided By Voices drinking game!
- God is pissed at Stapp!
- Two Theories on Poison (the band)

CULTURE/COMEDY
- On "the Suck"
- Laughing Lizard Showcase's One Year Anniversary!
- On Viacom's battle with YouTube - The Ted Healy Suck Awards
- George Thorogood = Zima Drinker?
- Mitch Hedberg Tribute: One Year Later
- Norwegian death metal aka the stupidest thing ever written
- The Unseen Danger of Video Games

MOVIES
-TWS on the American Hardcore Documentary
-Spinal Tap and its importance to our generation
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
- The TDC take on "A Christmas Story"
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SPORTS
- On San Fermin and Bullfighting
- Love from CT and the Hartford Whalers
- The Washington Capitals are Awesome
SPECIAL GUEST COLUMNS

Alex Kain
- To Those Who Blame Video Games for Anything
- Alex's Gift for Uwe Boll!
- On "Cube!"

Tyler Richardson
- If I could, i would...
- What makes Tyler Richardson happy?
- Those Risks in Everyday Life

Jermaine Fowler
- Jermaine on his Idol/Nemesis Tony DeNikos
- Tony fakes his own death!
- Denikos: the Final Chapter

Adam Crowley
- Sighting in Oklahoma
RIDICULOUSLY GOOD SONG OF THE WEEK

Andrew Bird - "Fake Palindromes"

The TDC Archive of the Greatest Things Ever Said, Ever

"I'm gonna hire a fat person to sit in the driver's seat whenever I'm not using the car. Maybe get a midget with ice in his mouth to blow on the back of my neck while I'm driving."
"If I ever won a source award, I would go onstage and speak ebonics."
"If you can be fat and do it, its not a sport."

 - Forest "Socrates" Godwin

  

[Firth. It's pronounced Firth. Like the actor. Like our planet if it started with F.]
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