Man, I suck. Well, not completely, but my accountablity for this awesome website has flagged
yet again. For responsible reasons, though. I got a new job, and it's cool, but I have to, you know... do things. However,
now, I'm going to return to the intense blogosphere. Alright, in three seconds. Alright..three..two.. one. Damn. What do I
have to write about? There's a lot going on now, including a pair of new TDC projects. There is, of course, a new episode
of the radio show posted, the first of the 2007 season, actually. Listen to this clip of Jake talking about his brush with infamy during "Beauty and the Geek" auditions.
I could write something about how Ian Maxtone-Graham has ruined The Simpsons, but those of you who have been busy
not quoting it for the last ten seasons would be one step ahead of me.
So, I'm going to throw you all a biscuit to
keep you entertained for a few days. Remember this? Well, funny story. I've somehow become enamored with Dio on a level slightly above that of sheer irony. Both the man and
the music. I now understood why my R.A. from freshman year in college dropped out of school to pursue his dream of founding
a power metal band which included a stage show where they all rode in on horses and he slayed a dragon with a guitar solo.
(I'm not going to quit my new job to make that happen, so don't email me, Mom). But, upon a little bit of inspection into
Dio's post Ronnie and the Redcaps musical excursions, it turns out he's a generally nice guy with a lot of great things to
say. Here's an interview he did in Holland last year. Sean Hannity or some other member of our "liberal media" would probably
call Ronnie un-American for what he says here, but the rest of you are probably evolved enough to understand my constant kvetching
about this culture of false reverence. We admire so much about the past we never experienced, yet eschew the creative, grassroots
process that has given us our greatest artistic legends. I'm guilty of this, too, myself on occasion, but I've never watched
American Idol.
8pm - Solly's
at the corner of 11th and U St, NW DC
$5, I think.
Saturday, August
9th LAUGHING LIZARD COMEDY SHOWCASE 10pm, 21+ 1324 King St, Alexandria Lineup
TBA! Stay tuned for updates.
Saturday, August 16
RIFIFI COMEDY SHOW
@
TBD. The location at 11th St has bitten the dust so my friend Jake is looking to find a new spot. Stay tuned.
Wednesday,
September 3
THE FAMILY HEMERLEIN @
THE PALACE
OF WONDERS
**DJ SET**
9 pm
I'll be helping out my friend Matt Hemerlein's family band's
variety show on the tail end, but definitely come out early. You don't want to miss this. Site.
1210 H St. NE, DC
Friday and Saturday, November 14 & 15.
ARLINGTON CINEMA & DRAFTHOUSE
w/ Paul F Tompkins!!
$18 or so. This was the
show rescheduled from 7/25-26. Hope you see you out! Sorry for any confusion. Website.
2903 Columbia Pike, Arlington, VA
Check out TDC on... Thanks to Josh! Sign the Guestbook! (It's been there for some time, but seriously, sign it).
Watch the video for Wes Mann's "If Only You Knew" right here! THROUGH THE WASH What happens to common appliances and gadgets mistakenly go through the wash and dry cycle? Do they come out alive?
Check out this handy site, with appearances from myself, Jake, and Aparna. Hosted by Chris and filmed my Joe "the man"
Deeley.
MUZAK!?
Listings coming soon. Once I have some damn time.
IF
YOU LIVE IN THE DC AREA, HAVE A SOUL, AND ENJOY GOOD LIVE COMEDY, I highly recommend these weekly/biweekly shows.
MONDAY 11TH ST. LOUNGE First and third mondays of every month. It's
intimate, friendly, and the servers upstairs are fine. Even an audience of 10 non-comics can whip the place into a frenzy.
Hosted by Lou Giglio, or Bart Voisin if he couldn't escape the calling. Oh Highland Dr, right across from the Clarendon
Grill.
SPY LOUNGE Eli "the man" Sairs and Tyler "da man" Richardson run this
open mic at a bizarrely posh but still fun place right in the heart of Adam's Morgan, on 18th St. Starts around 8pm.
CHIEF IKE'S MAMBO ROOM Run by the luminaries behind DCC4N. On Columbia Rd. right north of that intersection
in Adams-Morgan.
TUESDAY Nema is gone, but info about Takoma Station and the Library
(both in Northeast) coming soon.
Wiseacre's happens on this night, out in Tyson's.
WEDNESDAY Wiseacres will always be there, hopefully, out in Tyson's.
DR. DREMO'S IS DEAD. LONG LIVE DR. DREMO'S.
THURSDAY College Perk First and third Thursday of every month, this is probably
the most fun you'll have at an open mic in the area. Maybe because it's a college hangout with a liquor license. 9078
Baltimore Avenue, College Park, MD
The TDC Archive of the Greatest Things Ever Said, Ever
"I'm gonna hire a fat
person to sit in the driver's seat whenever I'm not using the car. Maybe get a midget with ice in his mouth to blow
on the back of my neck while I'm driving." "If I ever won a source award, I would go onstage and speak
ebonics." "If you can be fat and do it, its not a sport." - Forest "Socrates"
Godwin
[Firth. It's pronounced Firth. Like the actor. Like our planet if it started with F.]
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