For the title of this posting, I couldn't decide between using the title of Elvis Costello's
old hit single "Radio Radio," or using the leading line in the chorus to Rancid's less old song "Radio." In the end, Rancid
won it, mostly because their gratuitous use of the word "radio" helps me drive home the announcement that I have to make.
First off, vote for me in the Public Radio Talent Quest!. I'm participating in this thing where they're trying
to find someone to host their own show on public radio, and considering how much I love the medium of radio, I decided to
send them a somewhat representative clip of me talking about "Zip Zap Rap." Go to that link, listen if you'd like, and rate it for me! I'd appreciate it and will thank you profusely if I make it to
the next round.
And, of course, this Tuesday, May 15th at 10 PM, we'll be making our grand return to Georgetown radio! Other than that
one special that Herbie, Jim, Jermaine, and I did in December, we've been waiting for this pretty much since the end of last
summer. So tune in, IM us (wgtb requests), call us (202-687-WGTB) and hope you enjoy it. WinAmp and iTunes are the most reliable ways to access
the live stream. We've got plenty of big plans for this summer, including, but not limited to a Claudio vs. Tony DeNikos story-telling-off,
special guest hosts "Gator n' the Gooch!" and much more. You know that this guy's excited.
Five Legitimately Great Pop-Punk Albums not by The Buzzcocks, the Ramones, the Descendents, NOFX, or Jawbreaker
[tyler sonnichsen]
I'm not dead; I'm just putting entries onto this site at a rate that would suggest I am. That D-Plan thing deserved to fester
on the top of the front page for two weeks, didn't it? Anyway, in leiu of something that requires a full, regimented thought
process, I'm going to hit you all with a list of what I believe is essential from the thinly-bordered realm of "pop-punk."
I excluded those top five because they're like the wild cards, the veritable "R S T L N E" of punk rock as ostensibly pop
music. That, or I just didn't feel like writing about 24 Hour Revenge Therapy or Punk in Drublic
, as great as they are.
Screeching Weasel - "My Brain Hurts" (1991)
I recently bought a copy of their s/t debut album from 1987, and inside I found a lengthy spiel from Ben Weasel himself about
how much he hates that album and hopes most of those songs burn in hell. I love the man's honesty. Ben Weasel's always good
for a lark. In fact, he's one of the best in the industry for a lark. I always turn to the man for most all of my lark-related
needs.
When 1991 rolled around and Screeching Weasel returned tighter and smarter than ever, I'm sure this album turned plenty of
heads. It sounds just as exciting and fun today as it did 15 years ago. I'm sure that people were thinking "wow..when they
hell did Ben Weasel learn to sing?" "when did these guys become a great punk band?" In fact, "when did these guys become a
great band, period?" Veronica Hates Me Don't Turn Out the Lights
The Queers - "Don't Back Down" (1996)
I think it's illegal to talk about Ben Weasel without mentioning Joe Queer in the same breath. It kills me that he's been
doing this band for 25 years now. I haven't even been alive that long.
A lot of their stuff sounds the same, of course (The Ramones and the Beach Boys have a kid who loves nothing more than lighting
his farts on fire. Or spending an evening with that special girl. One thing or the other) but by 1996 The Queers had hit their
stride and "No Tit," "Punk Rock Girls," "Another Girl," "Born to Do Dishes," among others are about as good as it gets.
Dillinger Four - "Versus God" (2000)
I can't write enough about this band, between their song titles (the funniest in rock history, I believe) and the sheer exuberance they pumped into their rocktitude. When I saw their fellow Minneapolans The Hold Steady setting
up in Orlando this March, they blasted the first D4 album Midwestern Songs of the Americas so loudly that I almost
didn't enjoy it. But watching their guitarist sing along to half of the songs with some drunk fan in the front was priceless.
Versus God is probably their tightest album of the three they've dropped (where's number four, you bastards!?) and
reminds me why I like all of this crap in the first place. Q: How Many Punks Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?
Chixdiggit - s/t (1996)
This is the most polarizing and possibly borderline-retarded band on here, but goddamn if I don't love this album. Imagine
if Weezer's Pinkerton 1996 recording sessions got invaded by a bunch of smelly, drunk rabblerousers from Calgary who
wanted to play crunching 3-chord songs about moms, trying to be cool, and PARTY!!! I used Weezer as a touchstone for no reason
other than both albums came out in 1996 and both bands may use the same guitars. I actually have no idea. Hey, they were on
Sub Pop! That's worth something ironic, right?
Propagandhi - "How to Clean Everything" (1993)
More Canadians, eh? I listened to this on repeat when I was 17. For most any time that's said pertaining to anything in the
Fat Wreck Chords catalogue, the phrase that usually follows that is "but then I started getting laid." Au contraire, societal
standards!! Keith, a friend at the time who ran a local record store back home during its six months of glory in 2000, pushed
this album on me, claiming it was one of the most influential pieces of music he'd ever heard. And it was, and shockingly
still is, considering how the shitty world that these three Manitobans sang about got ten times shittier between the advent
of the Bush II administration, post-9/11 paranoia, the progressive disintegration of a number of cultural institutions, and
of course, American Idol's rise to prominence. But something about how these three refuse to pay reverence to just about anything
that The Man tries to shove down their throats and then end it all with a barrage of "fuck!"s is endearing. The whole stop-on-a-dime
thing is pretty sweet, too. It was hard hearing a song by the Weakerthans, original Propagandhi bassist John Samson's pretentious
later project, sold to that Owen Wilson wokka-wokka-fart-fest "The Wedding Crashers." For now, just listen to "Anti-Manifesto"
and enjoy. Anti-Manifesto
8pm - Solly's
at the corner of 11th and U St, NW DC
$5, I think.
Saturday, August
9th LAUGHING LIZARD COMEDY SHOWCASE 10pm, 21+ 1324 King St, Alexandria Lineup
TBA! Stay tuned for updates.
Saturday, August 16
RIFIFI COMEDY SHOW
@
TBD. The location at 11th St has bitten the dust so my friend Jake is looking to find a new spot. Stay tuned.
Wednesday,
September 3
THE FAMILY HEMERLEIN @
THE PALACE
OF WONDERS
**DJ SET**
9 pm
I'll be helping out my friend Matt Hemerlein's family band's
variety show on the tail end, but definitely come out early. You don't want to miss this. Site.
1210 H St. NE, DC
Friday and Saturday, November 14 & 15.
ARLINGTON CINEMA & DRAFTHOUSE
w/ Paul F Tompkins!!
$18 or so. This was the
show rescheduled from 7/25-26. Hope you see you out! Sorry for any confusion. Website.
2903 Columbia Pike, Arlington, VA
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Watch the video for Wes Mann's "If Only You Knew" right here! THROUGH THE WASH What happens to common appliances and gadgets mistakenly go through the wash and dry cycle? Do they come out alive?
Check out this handy site, with appearances from myself, Jake, and Aparna. Hosted by Chris and filmed my Joe "the man"
Deeley.
MUZAK!?
Listings coming soon. Once I have some damn time.
IF
YOU LIVE IN THE DC AREA, HAVE A SOUL, AND ENJOY GOOD LIVE COMEDY, I highly recommend these weekly/biweekly shows.
MONDAY 11TH ST. LOUNGE First and third mondays of every month. It's
intimate, friendly, and the servers upstairs are fine. Even an audience of 10 non-comics can whip the place into a frenzy.
Hosted by Lou Giglio, or Bart Voisin if he couldn't escape the calling. Oh Highland Dr, right across from the Clarendon
Grill.
SPY LOUNGE Eli "the man" Sairs and Tyler "da man" Richardson run this
open mic at a bizarrely posh but still fun place right in the heart of Adam's Morgan, on 18th St. Starts around 8pm.
CHIEF IKE'S MAMBO ROOM Run by the luminaries behind DCC4N. On Columbia Rd. right north of that intersection
in Adams-Morgan.
TUESDAY Nema is gone, but info about Takoma Station and the Library
(both in Northeast) coming soon.
Wiseacre's happens on this night, out in Tyson's.
WEDNESDAY Wiseacres will always be there, hopefully, out in Tyson's.
DR. DREMO'S IS DEAD. LONG LIVE DR. DREMO'S.
THURSDAY College Perk First and third Thursday of every month, this is probably
the most fun you'll have at an open mic in the area. Maybe because it's a college hangout with a liquor license. 9078
Baltimore Avenue, College Park, MD
The TDC Archive of the Greatest Things Ever Said, Ever
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person to sit in the driver's seat whenever I'm not using the car. Maybe get a midget with ice in his mouth to blow
on the back of my neck while I'm driving." "If I ever won a source award, I would go onstage and speak
ebonics." "If you can be fat and do it, its not a sport." - Forest "Socrates"
Godwin
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