[transmission from... Jermaine Fowler]
2006! James Brown and Gerald Ford died late this year, but that didn’t stop Tony De
Nikos from faking his death this
past week. The local College Park, Maryland News stated that “De
Nikos accidentally drove his tour bus through a guard
rail into a lake. He was the only person in the tour bus and was the one driving it.”
During the funeral a very emotional eulogy was given by country-pop star Mavis Honeywells. “We’re gonna miss that man. His
mannerism and charm will be surely missed!” Honeywells cried. The funeral was full of tears, screams, and some obvious chuckles
which were coming from the casket of Tony De
Nikos. De
Nikos’ corpse then shot up from the casket and yelled,
“Gotcha!”
“What the fuck is your problem!?” yells DeNikos’ mother (see how Tony De
Nikos only wants his name italicized). “This
is the third time you tricked us in to believing you were dead, you know! I don’t know how you keep fooling us!” she continued
angrily.
If you thought things couldn’t get any worse Tony pulls out a guitar and does the worst guitar solo ever
while laughing about how he tricked his family and friends about how he was dead. Tony De
Nikos. The myth, the legend……the
star.
