[transmission from... Tyler Sonnichsen]

[transmission from... Jermaine Fowler]

If you thought things couldn’t get worse for Tony DeNikos, think again. On Friday night, DeNikos performed at College Perk Coffee House in College Park, Maryland. The outcome was pitiful with a crowd full of family members, pothead groupies, and his dog Skip.

Tony arrived at the coffee shop 4 hours late drunk as all hell with a bottle of Whiskey in one hand and his beaten guitar in the other. “It was the worst thing I’ve ever seen. He didn’t look like the Power Blues Folk Rocker his ads said he’d be!” says Rubin Laggasho, a spectator.

After opening with a few fart jokes and an emotional breakdown he began to half-ass all of his songs. “What the fuck is wrong with Tony!” rants Rubin. Then Tony does the unthinkable, he hits his dog, Skip, in the face with his guitar out the window to the busy highway. “The dog didn’t do shit!” yells Laggasho.

After that act, he pulls the cable out of the speaker and says, “Right now I’m going to play acoustically. And if you can’t hear in the back... Fuck You! Where’s my damn dog?” asks DeNikos. Tony then starts to hallucinate and think one of the crowd members is stealing the show by doing a guitar solo so he chases the child outside which went on for most of the night. After the crowd walked out on DeNikos he blocks the exit and begins to urinate on all of his family and groupies screaming, “Where’s my dog!” What else can we expect from this down and out performer?